.....To have anchored a dentition so irregular in my mouth that dentists see "$" (the sign) embossed on every teeth the moment I open my jaws.
Don must be crazy too! He says I wouldn't be me if I got them straightened and he might as well love me a little less!
NOW WHAT THE HELL DO I MAKE OF THAT!
And is this SWELL ON MY CHEEK going to stay?